The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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