I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm at about main and main street
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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