The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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