Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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