how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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