you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
True strength comes from lack of pants
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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