i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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