So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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