she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
