how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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