he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
