no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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