In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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