I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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