I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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