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Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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