oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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