Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I didn't notice because vodka
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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