Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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