Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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