fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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