Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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