If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
