When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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