i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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