So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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