If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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