And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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