so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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