Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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