he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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