READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
