I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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