you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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