Its about making memories worth repressing
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Everclear isn't food dammit
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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