i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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