I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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