If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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