Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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