But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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