And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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