oh god the rape fog is back!
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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