Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
