Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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