They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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