Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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