Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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