we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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