I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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