I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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