For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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