Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
So many bounce houses so little time
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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