I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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